Software as Literature

Alternative title: Sonnets to CPUs

Have you ever noticed that code follows some basic patterns? JUnit uses Setup(), Test(), Teardown().

I’ve playfully mixed writing and coding below.

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//[Play about A Monarch's Destiny, in three acts]
Public KingdomFuture tellTheTaleOfMyRule(Kingdom landMyFatherLeftMe)
{
   //[1st Act:  Build Drama]
   Vassal mySubjects = SoliloquyAboutMyKingdom.getMyPeasants();
   Boolean mySubjectsLoyalty = testOfLoyalty(mySubject);

   Vassal theCaptainOfTheGuard = SoliloquyAboutMyKingdom.getMyTrustedRightHandMan();
   Boolean myTrustedServantsLoyalty = testOfLoyalty(theCaptainOfTheGuard);

   KingdomFuture historysTaleOfMyRule = KingdomFuture.UNDECIDED;

   //[2nd Act: Drama plays out]
   if ( mySubjectsLoyalty == TRUE 
        && myTrustedServantsLoyalty == TRUE)
   {
       HeapPraiseUpon(theCaptainOfTheGuard);
       historysTaleOfMyRule = ExpandKingdomByForce(mySubjects);
   }
   if ( mySubjectsLoyalty == FALSE 
        && myTrustedServantsLoyalty == FALSE)
   {
       ArrestTraitor(theCaptainOfTheGuard);
       historysTaleOfMyRule = ImposeDispicableLaws(mySubjects);
   }

   //[3rd Act: resolve drama]
   if ( deceptionHiddenSuccessfully(theCaptainOfTheGuard) )
   {
       return oldRulerOverthrown;
   }
   else
   { 
      return historysTaleOfMyRule;
   }
}